(忘記在那裡聽到的英語笑話，筆者自己寫一遍。)
一天早上，老闆與兩個職員進行早餐會議，突然燈神出現，可使每人一個願望即時實現，最年輕的職員搶著說：[我想在地中海一處海灘擁抱著金髮美女日光浴]，燈神說[好的]，颼一聲他不見了，願望立即實現，另一個職員跟著說：[我希望和一美女在豪華郵輪上度假]，燈神也說[好]，他的願望也立即實現，最後燈神問老闆：[你想要甚麼]？老闆說：[我要兩兜友中午前返回寫字樓]…
故事教訓我們永遠讓老細先開口說話。
This
lesson tells us… (2)
One
morning, a boss was having breakfast meeting with his 2 staff. A genie suddenly appeared and could grant
each of them a wish to become true immediately.
The youngest staff first said, “I want to have sunbath on the beach in
Mediterranean Sea with a blonde in my arms”.
Sh!…there he went. The next staff
also said, “I wish to be on board a luxurious cruise with a young beautiful
girl”. His wish was also granted. Then last, the genie asked the boss “What
would you want”? “I want these two chaps
to return to the office before noon”, he said…
The
story teaches us “Always let the boss speak first”.
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