(忘記在那裡聽到的笑話,筆者自己寫一遍。)
一天早上,老闆與兩個職員進行早餐會議,突然燈神出現,可使每人一個願望即時實現,最年輕的職員搶著說:[我想在地中海一處海灘擁抱著金髮美女日光浴],燈神說[好的],颼一聲他不見了,願望立即實現,另一個職員跟著說:[我希望和一美女在豪華郵輪上度假],燈神也說[好],他的願望也立即實現,最後燈神問老闆:[你想要甚麼]?老闆說:[我要兩兜友中午前返回寫字樓]…
故事教訓我們永遠讓老細先開口講說話。
One morning, a boss was having breakfast
meeting with his 2 staff. A genie
suddenly appeared and could grant each of them a wish to become true
immediately. The youngest staff first
said, “I want to have sunbath on the beach in Mediterranean Sea with a blonde in
my arms”. Sh!…there he went. The next staff also said, “I wish to be on
board a luxurious cruise with a young beautiful girl”. His wish was also granted. Then last, the genie asked the boss “What
would you want”? “I want these two chaps
to return to the office before noon”, he said…
The story teaches us “Always let the boss
speak first”.